People.....look at these 3 pictures.....the 1st one is a normal picture of Tan Zhe Xuan(Power in Maths)...after....a more incredible power is released ...he became person in the 2nd picture.....as a BPS fighter!......in the King of BPS fighters 2006....then....he became the enemy to be fought at the last stage actually and became the immortal in the third picture....the god of maths and sciences......oh boy........the main character in the King of BPS fighters are Bento Musashi......Wise yamazaki.....Yang Nakata....and.....Jeffery Robogo...........we fought through all the stages and now its the last stage......hrrrr....its the evolution!....tanzhexuan has become TANGENT Z+X2 from the 2nd stage to the last stage!!......the volcanoes roar, the ocean cries...and WE ALL SCREAM!.....the battle has started......we decided to combine all our special move into one ......to finish him once and for all......so...Bento started first....he released his Super special move...BANANA GUN!.....then Wise let go his special radiative move which is passed by ultra sound-THATISMYPHILOSOPHY!......Yang raised his hands and something fall from the sky....THE MOUNTAIN OF BOOKS AND SPEARS OF PENS !.....just then, Jeffery smiled....his chest muscles open....arm muscles open....leg muscle open....lastly his cheek muscle open outwards.....holy roblots!......its full of strange guns hidden inside and now..Jeffery says" TASTE MY ALKALINE WATER!"...and super strong pressured alkaline water is fired for 10 seconds....now....all our special moves flew all the way to TANGENT Z+X2...he laughed and yelled at us" hahaha! u fools..no man can kill me!".....and the first to reach him is the super big banana.....he stood calm...and suddenly...he enlarged his mouth and swallow it whole..."mmm....tasty"...Bento bewildered....but TANGENT soon roll on the ground covering his stomach shouting" shit lah.....i calculated the speed....and mass......but i didnt know that the banana has afro's scalp in it!....cannot...i need to find a toilet....but there is no toilet!"....now...Wise's philosophical radiative ultra sound has reached him...."ahhhh.....radio!....no..stereo!.......and its talking about his bloody philosophy somemore!...ahhh....headache!....need my feng you!..my bloody AXE BRAND UNIVERSAL OIL!.ah shit lah......no toilet...no feng you!..."...just then....there is an earthquake and thunderstorm....the sky grew dark all of a sudden..the wind howl and growl like TANGENT's stomach...he looked up and "Oh my god.....no..i am the god...so..OH MYSELF!....mountains of books and spears of pens!"...."haha!...i am not afraid......i got study!..."..but when he look at the title of the books..."shit again!...all are chinese and english books!.....not a single A or E maths book or Chem or Physics book!......need more feng you!"..TANGENT got squashed by the books while the rain of javelin-like spears fell on him....TANGENT splitted out leadIIbromide ..the lead in the pencil has reacted with the aqeous bromine in his ateries and veins......"errrrrrrrr..."...TANGENT pushed away all the books and remove all the pencils sticking out his body.....he is so powerful..and he say" errrr!.....i said no man can kill me!...no one ...nobody!"as he is laughing, jeffery's high pressurised alkaline water is going to reach him...."u fool!...i have chemical proof body! and i know how to remove your chemicals with my CHEMICAL REACTIONS!....Ah...shit...still must find a toilet and feng you!"...."shooooooooooowwwwwsssshhhh......"...alkaline water is fired onto TANGENT's body..."ah.........mmm????......"....Jeffery ran toward him and caught him with a hoop of wire" chemical proof?...never mind...i use ELECTRICITY!"....and then"ZZZIIIIZZIIIII"...and "AH.AH.AH.AH.AH...AH..HA.HA.HA.AH.AH.AH"..TANGENT got electric shock...while Jeffery holds a ammeter and says" his death is now under my control..."...but TANGENT thow back the wire and push the electric current level to the highest..."haha....u are so dumb...i thought u are god of sciences too?.....my skin are made of insulatos lah"....then Jeffery start to run back...while Yang rushed up with a giant chinese book as shield and a giant pen as a pike...Bento and Wise just slowly walk up to him......TANGENT fell to the ground....saying" oh no!.....no feng you..no toilet bowl!........" TANGENT is defeated!....nobody killed him!....he is killed by lead poisoning , headache, food poisoning by afro's scalp banana and high electric current!.....We stayed there for a moment and hope that his mathematical and scientific soul may rest in peace....but Jeffery kept crouching there...."ahya......finding new parts to change wah.....dont waste this holy body parts.....ok....dip dip!...changed.."....so what do i want to tell people today?....joking is relevant for us!...That is my philosophy
Friday, March 24, 2006
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